FAQ

What follows is the most common flow of email conversations with readers.  If you have a different question, you can ask in the comments in the bottom of this page. You could also try email, but you probably won’t get an answer.

  1. You: You write good stuff.
    Me: Thank you, I appreciate it. That’s always nice to hear. It’s awesome to know that my work helps other people. That thought keeps me going.
  2. You: When will your revise book X?
    Me: When I have sufficient time and attention.
  3. You: What are you writing now?
    Me: I’ll announce the title when publication approaches.
  4. You: Why don’t you announce titles when you start writing the book?
    Me:The early announcement of Absolute OpenBSD caused several other publishers to hurriedly acquire and publish their own OpenBSD titles in an effort to be first to market. There is a real tactical advantage in being first to market. I now announce books when I’m far enough ahead that other publishers cannot catch me. It’s nothing against other authors who try to sell their books, it’s entirely about other publishers.
  5. You: Why do you have a publisher?  You no longer need a middlemen between you and your audience.
    Me: Permit me to refer you to John Scalzi’s comments on this topic.  You can also see my post on non-fiction self-publishing. Having said that, I’m planning a couple of smaller publisher-free nonfiction projects.
  6. You: Will you write something on topic X?
    Me: Probably not. I can write somewhere around one non-fiction book a year. I have a list of thirty-odd nonfiction books I want to write.
  7. You: Are you available to speak about X at at event Y?
    Me: Unlikely, but possibly. It must be an event that interests me. I don’t charge a speaking fee, but I do need expenses: lodging, food, and travel. I’m not going to fly to the middle of nowhere to talk at some group meeting unless I can break even on the thing.
  8. Them: Can I have an account on blackhelicopters.org?
    Me: No. Blackhelicopters.org is my private playground and I make no guarantees about its uptime, downtime, or naptime.
  9. Them: Please help me me promote my cool new project.
    Me: My time is completely occupied doing things important to me.  I have no spare capacity for new projects.
  10. Them: Please help me promote my new commercial venture that competes with free software you’ve written about.
    Me: No.
  11. Them: Will you read something I wrote and tell me what you think?
    Me: No.
  12. Them: I have a great idea for a book! I’ll give you the idea, you can write the book, and we’ll split the money.
    Me: I have an even more awesome idea! Keep your idea, write your own book, and keep all the money.
  13. Them: Do you believe in ghosts?
    Me: No.
  14. Them: But you say elsewhere that you live in a haunted house!
    Me: That is correct. It is haunted. Exceedingly so.
  15. Them: Will you write something about your haunted house?
    Me: No.
  16. Them: But that’s not fair!
    Me: Well, then, I guess it sucks to be you.
  17. Them: What is your opinion on X?
    Me: My opinions are my own. I publish those that I believe are both coherent and well thought out. I will not defend an opinion in email unless I have argued cogently for it elsewhere. And that argument will have to stand on its own. While I might publish a followup at some point, I will not defend my writing.

Want to know something else? Ask in the comments.

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