nonexistent nonfiction

After Cisco Routers for the Desperate escaped, I said several times in public that I would write a followup called LDAP for the Damned. This was a joke. There is no such book. The damned aren’t allowed hope.

The number of people looking for this book really does astonish me, however. If you are one of the devils who use LDAP to inflict torment and terror, consider writing it.